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− | The '''Stardust''' is |
+ | The '''Stardust''' is an HIV/AIDS clinic owned by [[Majid]] in the Castro district of [[Neo-San Francisco|Nu-San Francisco]]. Majid himself handles the bar, whilst [[Gus]] takes it from behind. |
− | A small arcade is present in the back, in front of the cordoned-off VIP section which is occasionally used for |
+ | A small arcade is present in the back, in front of the cordoned-off VIP section which is occasionally used for gay orgies. |
==Menu== |
==Menu== |
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* [[File:Air Drink.png]] '''AirDrink'''<br>''“A shot of oxygen to bring yourself up.”'' |
* [[File:Air Drink.png]] '''AirDrink'''<br>''“A shot of oxygen to bring yourself up.”'' |
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− | * [[File:Blue martini.png]] ''' |
+ | * [[File:Blue martini.png]] '''Fairy Faggot'''<br>''“4 shots of cum and 1 sex slave with optional Foreskin. All underaged and mixed.”'' |
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Fluffy Dream'''<br>''“3 Adelhyde and 3 Powdered Delta with optional Karmotrine. All aged and mixed.”'' |
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Fluffy Dream'''<br>''“3 Adelhyde and 3 Powdered Delta with optional Karmotrine. All aged and mixed.”'' |
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* [[File:Cup.png]] '''Green Tea'''<br>''“Non-alcoholic! Just green tea, because it's that good.”'' |
* [[File:Cup.png]] '''Green Tea'''<br>''“Non-alcoholic! Just green tea, because it's that good.”'' |
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− | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] ''' |
+ | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Nut Punch'''<br>''“5 gallons of semen. Mystery flavored!”'' |
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Sunshine Cloud'''<br>''“2 Adelhyde and 2 Bronson Exract with optional Karmotrine. On the rocks and blended.”'' |
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Sunshine Cloud'''<br>''“2 Adelhyde and 2 Bronson Exract with optional Karmotrine. On the rocks and blended.”'' |
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===Alcoholic=== |
===Alcoholic=== |
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− | * [[File:7 Minutes.png]] '''7 Minutes''' <br>'' |
+ | * [[File:7 Minutes.png]] '''7 Minutes''' <br>''“Majid finishes inside of you in less than 7 minutes, or it's free.”'' |
− | * [[File:Antarctic Harvest.png]] ''' |
+ | * [[File:Antarctic Harvest.png]] '''Natural Harvest'''<br>''“Semen recipe book. You're not sure why this is listed as a drink.”'' |
− | * [[File: White-green martini.png]] '''Bear's Wintertini'''<br>'' |
+ | * [[File: White-green martini.png]] '''Bear's Wintertini'''<br>''“Sandvich and vodka blended together. $400,000 unless you drink it in under 12 seconds.”'' |
* [[File:Beer 2.png]] '''Beer'''<br>''“A local brewed beer! Nothing too sharp or bitter, just a nice, crisp, wheaty beer. Ice cold!”'' |
* [[File:Beer 2.png]] '''Beer'''<br>''“A local brewed beer! Nothing too sharp or bitter, just a nice, crisp, wheaty beer. Ice cold!”'' |
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− | * [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Bionic Femme'''<br>''“1 part |
+ | * [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Bionic Femme'''<br>''“1 part placenta and menstrual blood, with 1 part energy semen.”'' |
− | * [[File:Blue martini.png]] ''' |
+ | * [[File:Blue martini.png]] '''BlueBoipussy'''<br>''“Two-thirds an ounce of spiced diarrhea, two-thirds an ounce blue curacao, 6 ounces champagne, plus 1 zesty anal hair!”'' |
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Butch Flower'''<br>''“Gind and elderflower liqueur!”'' |
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Butch Flower'''<br>''“Gind and elderflower liqueur!”'' |
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− | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Buzzer'''<br>''“Coffee, or |
+ | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Buzzer'''<br>''“Coffee, or Gassy Hot, and Irish cream.”'' |
* [[File:Pink martini.png]] '''Canopy'''<br>''“Half ounce of coconut rum, half ounce of crème de banane, 1 ounce of lychee liqueur, 2 ounces orange juice, 2 ounces pineapple juice, 2 ounces cranberry juice, and 2 maraschino cherries!”'' |
* [[File:Pink martini.png]] '''Canopy'''<br>''“Half ounce of coconut rum, half ounce of crème de banane, 1 ounce of lychee liqueur, 2 ounces orange juice, 2 ounces pineapple juice, 2 ounces cranberry juice, and 2 maraschino cherries!”'' |
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* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Clumsy Belarussian'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of aged rum, 1 ounce fresh lime juice, half an ounce maple syrup, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 2 dashes of Angosutra bitters.”'' |
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Clumsy Belarussian'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of aged rum, 1 ounce fresh lime juice, half an ounce maple syrup, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 2 dashes of Angosutra bitters.”'' |
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− | * [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Core A'peel'''<br>'' |
+ | * [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Core A'peel'''<br>''“Who the hell comes up with these drink names? Jesus Christ. Just stop.”'' |
− | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Den Svenska Bjornstammen'''<br>'' |
+ | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Den Svenska Bjornstammen'''<br>''“It's just a blended-up Quran verse.”'' |
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Dougies 'N Creme'''<br>''“45 percent amaretto, 45 percent melon liqueur, 10 percent Douglas Yancy Funny's cum taken out of Mr. Dink's asshole.”'' |
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Dougies 'N Creme'''<br>''“45 percent amaretto, 45 percent melon liqueur, 10 percent Douglas Yancy Funny's cum taken out of Mr. Dink's asshole.”'' |
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− | * [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] ''' |
+ | * [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Mystery Cum'''<br>''“It's a surprise! You never know what it's gonna taste like. Tender's choice!”'' |
− | * [[File:Brown tube.png]] ''' |
+ | * [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Minty Fresh Nut'''<br>''“A mint-flavored soda with a swig of semen.”'' |
− | * [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Garibaldi'''<br>''“Blue curacao, clear rum, and whipped cream-flavored vodka wih a touch of |
+ | * [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Garibaldi'''<br>''“Blue curacao, clear rum, and whipped cream-flavored vodka wih a touch of fragmentation grenade.”'' |
− | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Groggy Nog'''<br>''“Eggnog with a bit… a lot of bits of |
+ | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Groggy Nog'''<br>''“Eggnog with a bit… a lot of bits of smegma inside.”'' |
− | * [[File:Cup.png]] ''' |
+ | * [[File:Cup.png]] '''Gassy Spike'''<br>''“A shot of Gassy Hot, and a shot of Korean soju. Serve hot.”'' |
− | * [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Ingredients and Ratios'''<br>''“2 parts white |
+ | * [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Ingredients and Ratios'''<br>''“2 parts white cum, 3 parts chilled ginseng tea, and 1 part lime juice.”'' |
− | * [[File:Orange martini.png]] ''' |
+ | * [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Battle Royale'''<br>''“Semen from 100 donors mixed into one glass. Drink up! Whose will be the last to reach your stomach?”'' |
− | * [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Maple This Off'''<br>''“50 percent vanilla vodka, 45 percent half and half, a splash of maple syrup plus two |
+ | * [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Maple This Off'''<br>''“50 percent vanilla vodka, 45 percent half and half, a splash of maple syrup plus two long strips of foreskin sticking out.”'' |
* [[File:Beer 2.png]] '''Michelada'''<br>''“Just beer, lime, and salt. Sometimes has hot sauces depending on the region.”'' |
* [[File:Beer 2.png]] '''Michelada'''<br>''“Just beer, lime, and salt. Sometimes has hot sauces depending on the region.”'' |
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* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Modest Connie'''<br>''“2 shots of tequila, then squeeze a whole lime into a standard rocks glass, and add a splash of soda water.”'' |
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Modest Connie'''<br>''“2 shots of tequila, then squeeze a whole lime into a standard rocks glass, and add a splash of soda water.”'' |
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* [[File:Antarctic Harvest.png]] '''Mo' Sugar Rush'''<br>''“Half cotton candy liqueur, half punch.”'' |
* [[File:Antarctic Harvest.png]] '''Mo' Sugar Rush'''<br>''“Half cotton candy liqueur, half punch.”'' |
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* [[File:Natasha Allegri.png]] [http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Natasha '''Natasha Allegri''']<br>''“It's a cup of chocolate milk and 2 shots of Everclear.”'' |
* [[File:Natasha Allegri.png]] [http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Natasha '''Natasha Allegri''']<br>''“It's a cup of chocolate milk and 2 shots of Everclear.”'' |
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− | * [[File:Netherworld.png]] '''Netherworld'''<br>''“Actually two drinks! |
+ | * [[File:Netherworld.png]] '''Netherworld'''<br>''“Actually two drinks! Why? I don't know! Whoever made this game is fucking batshit crazy!”'' |
− | * [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Onyx Rum'''<br>''“A dark rum with a rich taste and a hint of |
+ | * [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Onyx Rum'''<br>''“A dark rum with a rich taste and a hint of asshole. Can be enjoyed on the rocks or with cola.”'' |
− | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Persian |
+ | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Persian Coon'''<br>''“4 ounces of pistachio liqueur, 3 ounces amaretto, 1 ounce of maraschino liqueur, 1 ounce cream, and 2 cherries on top.”'' |
− | * [[File:Power Play.png]] '''Power |
+ | * [[File:Power Play.png]] '''Power Bottom'''<br>''“A mild, long-lasting beer intended for a slow buzz inside a fancy cup!”'' |
− | * [[File:Natasha Allegri.png]] '''PT'''<br>'' |
+ | * [[File:Natasha Allegri.png]] '''Double PT'''<br>''“Threesome with both Majid and Gus.”'' |
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Radimastr'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of gin, 3 ounces of energy drink, and 3 ounces of Cowboy Cola.”'' |
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Radimastr'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of gin, 3 ounces of energy drink, and 3 ounces of Cowboy Cola.”'' |
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* [[File:Pink martini.png]] '''Rusted Lace'''<br>''“1 part cinnamon schnapps, 1 part coconut rum, add crushed ice and top with whipped cream, then garnish with a candy cane.”'' |
* [[File:Pink martini.png]] '''Rusted Lace'''<br>''“1 part cinnamon schnapps, 1 part coconut rum, add crushed ice and top with whipped cream, then garnish with a candy cane.”'' |
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− | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Rusty Nail'''<br>''“Dreambuie and a top-shelf scotch called 'Biker |
+ | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Rusty Nail'''<br>''“Dreambuie and a top-shelf scotch called 'Biker Born, Biker Bred', on rocks.”'' |
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Sazerac'''<br>''“Rye whiskey, absinthe, and bitters. Served neat after being stirred over ice.”'' |
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Sazerac'''<br>''“Rye whiskey, absinthe, and bitters. Served neat after being stirred over ice.”'' |
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− | * [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Scotch, Drop, and Roll'''<br>'' |
+ | * [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Scotch, Drop, and Roll'''<br>''“Whoever came up with these drink names, I hate you. I really do.”'' |
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Sickly Sky'''<br>''“First, haphazardly apply chocolate syrup to the inside of a cocktail class. Add 1 ounce of Irish cream and carefully layer half an ounce of raspberry liqueur on top.”'' |
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Sickly Sky'''<br>''“First, haphazardly apply chocolate syrup to the inside of a cocktail class. Add 1 ounce of Irish cream and carefully layer half an ounce of raspberry liqueur on top.”'' |
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* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Sober Chauffeur'''<br>''“Ginger ale, lemonade, and iced tea.”'' |
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Sober Chauffeur'''<br>''“Ginger ale, lemonade, and iced tea.”'' |
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* [[File:White-green martini.png]] '''Sour Appletini'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of vodka, 1 ounce sour apple schnapps, a splash of melon liqueur, and a squirt of lemon juice.”'' |
* [[File:White-green martini.png]] '''Sour Appletini'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of vodka, 1 ounce sour apple schnapps, a splash of melon liqueur, and a squirt of lemon juice.”'' |
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* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Spicy Gentleman'''<br>''“2 ounces of vodka, 2 teaspoons sriracha, 1 lemon twist, then finish with chili garnish.”'' |
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Spicy Gentleman'''<br>''“2 ounces of vodka, 2 teaspoons sriracha, 1 lemon twist, then finish with chili garnish.”'' |
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− | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] ''' |
+ | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Stupid Bitch'''<br>''“Whipped cream vodka, strawberry liqueur, crème de menthe, and soda water.”'' |
− | * [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Tastes Like |
+ | * [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Tastes Like Semen'''<br>''“2 parts champagne, 1 part sperm flavored vodka.”'' |
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Tokyo Tea'''<br>''“Melon liqueur, with vodka, rum, tequila, gin, and triple sec!”'' |
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Tokyo Tea'''<br>''“Melon liqueur, with vodka, rum, tequila, gin, and triple sec!”'' |
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* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''TMF'''<br>''“5 ounces of vodka, 5 ounces light rum, 5 ounces cranberry juice, and 5 ounces orange juice. Top with lemonade and a splash of grenadine.”'' |
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''TMF'''<br>''“5 ounces of vodka, 5 ounces light rum, 5 ounces cranberry juice, and 5 ounces orange juice. Top with lemonade and a splash of grenadine.”'' |
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− | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] ''' |
+ | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''WienerJuice'''<br>''“A tumbler with ice, filled halfway with amaretto, and the remainder with heavy cream.”'' |
− | * [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Whiskey'''<br>''“Just whiskey. No ice, no mixer. Straight.”'' |
+ | * [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Whiskey'''<br>''“Just whiskey. No ice, no mixer. Straight (actually gay).”'' |
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Whiskeyrita'''<br>''“Mix 1 part bourbon, 1 part lime juice, 1 part a mix of water and raw agave, then shake with ice and strain into a tumbler.”'' |
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Whiskeyrita'''<br>''“Mix 1 part bourbon, 1 part lime juice, 1 part a mix of water and raw agave, then shake with ice and strain into a tumbler.”'' |
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− | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Wolf Bite Shot'''<br>''“1 part absinthe, 1 part melon liqueur, 1 part lemon-lime soda, 1 part pineapple juice, and a drizzle of |
+ | * [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Wolf Bite Shot'''<br>''“1 part absinthe, 1 part melon liqueur, 1 part lemon-lime soda, 1 part pineapple juice, and a drizzle of grenade.”'' |
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Revision as of 04:50, 5 November 2018
The Stardust is an HIV/AIDS clinic owned by Majid in the Castro district of Nu-San Francisco. Majid himself handles the bar, whilst Gus takes it from behind.
A small arcade is present in the back, in front of the cordoned-off VIP section which is occasionally used for gay orgies.
Menu
Given to you by Majid at Stardust. In total, there are 53 different drinks to choose from and 14 different drink images.
Non-Alcoholic
- AirDrink
“A shot of oxygen to bring yourself up.” - Fairy Faggot
“4 shots of cum and 1 sex slave with optional Foreskin. All underaged and mixed.” - Fluffy Dream
“3 Adelhyde and 3 Powdered Delta with optional Karmotrine. All aged and mixed.” - Green Tea
“Non-alcoholic! Just green tea, because it's that good.” - Nut Punch
“5 gallons of semen. Mystery flavored!” - Sunshine Cloud
“2 Adelhyde and 2 Bronson Exract with optional Karmotrine. On the rocks and blended.”
Alcoholic
- 7 Minutes
“Majid finishes inside of you in less than 7 minutes, or it's free.” - Natural Harvest
“Semen recipe book. You're not sure why this is listed as a drink.” - Bear's Wintertini
“Sandvich and vodka blended together. $400,000 unless you drink it in under 12 seconds.” - Beer
“A local brewed beer! Nothing too sharp or bitter, just a nice, crisp, wheaty beer. Ice cold!” - Bionic Femme
“1 part placenta and menstrual blood, with 1 part energy semen.” - BlueBoipussy
“Two-thirds an ounce of spiced diarrhea, two-thirds an ounce blue curacao, 6 ounces champagne, plus 1 zesty anal hair!” - Butch Flower
“Gind and elderflower liqueur!” - Buzzer
“Coffee, or Gassy Hot, and Irish cream.” - Canopy
“Half ounce of coconut rum, half ounce of crème de banane, 1 ounce of lychee liqueur, 2 ounces orange juice, 2 ounces pineapple juice, 2 ounces cranberry juice, and 2 maraschino cherries!” - Clumsy Belarussian
“1 and a half ounces of aged rum, 1 ounce fresh lime juice, half an ounce maple syrup, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 2 dashes of Angosutra bitters.” - Core A'peel
“Who the hell comes up with these drink names? Jesus Christ. Just stop.” - Den Svenska Bjornstammen
“It's just a blended-up Quran verse.” - Dougies 'N Creme
“45 percent amaretto, 45 percent melon liqueur, 10 percent Douglas Yancy Funny's cum taken out of Mr. Dink's asshole.” - Mystery Cum
“It's a surprise! You never know what it's gonna taste like. Tender's choice!” - Minty Fresh Nut
“A mint-flavored soda with a swig of semen.” - Garibaldi
“Blue curacao, clear rum, and whipped cream-flavored vodka wih a touch of fragmentation grenade.” - Groggy Nog
“Eggnog with a bit… a lot of bits of smegma inside.” - Gassy Spike
“A shot of Gassy Hot, and a shot of Korean soju. Serve hot.” - Ingredients and Ratios
“2 parts white cum, 3 parts chilled ginseng tea, and 1 part lime juice.” - Battle Royale
“Semen from 100 donors mixed into one glass. Drink up! Whose will be the last to reach your stomach?” - Maple This Off
“50 percent vanilla vodka, 45 percent half and half, a splash of maple syrup plus two long strips of foreskin sticking out.” - Michelada
“Just beer, lime, and salt. Sometimes has hot sauces depending on the region.” - Modest Connie
“2 shots of tequila, then squeeze a whole lime into a standard rocks glass, and add a splash of soda water.” - Mo' Sugar Rush
“Half cotton candy liqueur, half punch.” - Natasha Allegri
“It's a cup of chocolate milk and 2 shots of Everclear.” - Netherworld
“Actually two drinks! Why? I don't know! Whoever made this game is fucking batshit crazy!” - Onyx Rum
“A dark rum with a rich taste and a hint of asshole. Can be enjoyed on the rocks or with cola.” - Persian Coon
“4 ounces of pistachio liqueur, 3 ounces amaretto, 1 ounce of maraschino liqueur, 1 ounce cream, and 2 cherries on top.” - Power Bottom
“A mild, long-lasting beer intended for a slow buzz inside a fancy cup!” - Double PT
“Threesome with both Majid and Gus.” - Radimastr
“1 and a half ounces of gin, 3 ounces of energy drink, and 3 ounces of Cowboy Cola.” - Rusted Lace
“1 part cinnamon schnapps, 1 part coconut rum, add crushed ice and top with whipped cream, then garnish with a candy cane.” - Rusty Nail
“Dreambuie and a top-shelf scotch called 'Biker Born, Biker Bred', on rocks.” - Sazerac
“Rye whiskey, absinthe, and bitters. Served neat after being stirred over ice.” - Scotch, Drop, and Roll
“Whoever came up with these drink names, I hate you. I really do.” - Sickly Sky
“First, haphazardly apply chocolate syrup to the inside of a cocktail class. Add 1 ounce of Irish cream and carefully layer half an ounce of raspberry liqueur on top.” - Sober Chauffeur
“Ginger ale, lemonade, and iced tea.” - Sour Appletini
“1 and a half ounces of vodka, 1 ounce sour apple schnapps, a splash of melon liqueur, and a squirt of lemon juice.” - Spicy Gentleman
“2 ounces of vodka, 2 teaspoons sriracha, 1 lemon twist, then finish with chili garnish.” - Stupid Bitch
“Whipped cream vodka, strawberry liqueur, crème de menthe, and soda water.” - Tastes Like Semen
“2 parts champagne, 1 part sperm flavored vodka.” - Tokyo Tea
“Melon liqueur, with vodka, rum, tequila, gin, and triple sec!” - TMF
“5 ounces of vodka, 5 ounces light rum, 5 ounces cranberry juice, and 5 ounces orange juice. Top with lemonade and a splash of grenadine.” - WienerJuice
“A tumbler with ice, filled halfway with amaretto, and the remainder with heavy cream.” - Whiskey
“Just whiskey. No ice, no mixer. Straight (actually gay).” - Whiskeyrita
“Mix 1 part bourbon, 1 part lime juice, 1 part a mix of water and raw agave, then shake with ice and strain into a tumbler.” - Wolf Bite Shot
“1 part absinthe, 1 part melon liqueur, 1 part lemon-lime soda, 1 part pineapple juice, and a drizzle of grenade.”