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The '''Stardust''' is a nightclub owned by [[Majid]] in the Castro district of [[Neo-San Francisco]]. Majid himself handles the bar, whilst [[Gus]] manages entertainment.
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The '''Stardust''' is an HIV/AIDS clinic owned by [[Majid]] in the Castro district of [[Neo-San Francisco|Nu-San Francisco]]. Majid himself handles the bar, whilst [[Gus]] takes it from behind.
   
A small arcade is present in the back, in front of the cordoned-off VIP section which is occasionally used for events.
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A small arcade is present in the back, in front of the cordoned-off VIP section which is occasionally used for gay orgies.
   
 
==Menu==
 
==Menu==
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* [[File:Air Drink.png]] '''AirDrink'''<br>''“A shot of oxygen to bring yourself up.”''
 
* [[File:Air Drink.png]] '''AirDrink'''<br>''“A shot of oxygen to bring yourself up.”''
* [[File:Blue martini.png]] '''Blue Fairy'''<br>''“4 Adelhyde and 1 Flanergide with optional Karmotrine. All aged and mixed.”''
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* [[File:Blue martini.png]] '''Fairy Faggot'''<br>''“4 shots of cum and 1 sex slave with optional Foreskin. All underaged and mixed.”''
 
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Fluffy Dream'''<br>''“3 Adelhyde and 3 Powdered Delta with optional Karmotrine. All aged and mixed.”''
 
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Fluffy Dream'''<br>''“3 Adelhyde and 3 Powdered Delta with optional Karmotrine. All aged and mixed.”''
 
* [[File:Cup.png]] '''Green Tea'''<br>''“Non-alcoholic! Just green tea, because it's that good.”''
 
* [[File:Cup.png]] '''Green Tea'''<br>''“Non-alcoholic! Just green tea, because it's that good.”''
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Gut Punch'''<br>''“5 Bronson Extract and 1 Flanergide with optional Karmotrine. All aged and mixed.”''
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* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Nut Punch'''<br>''“5 gallons of semen. Mystery flavored!”''
 
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Sunshine Cloud'''<br>''“2 Adelhyde and 2 Bronson Exract with optional Karmotrine. On the rocks and blended.”''
 
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Sunshine Cloud'''<br>''“2 Adelhyde and 2 Bronson Exract with optional Karmotrine. On the rocks and blended.”''
 
===Alcoholic===
 
===Alcoholic===
   
* [[File:7 Minutes.png]] '''7 Minutes''' <br>''“1 part whipped cream vodka, and 1 part 7 Down.”''
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* [[File:7 Minutes.png]] '''7 Minutes''' <br>''“Majid finishes inside of you in less than 7 minutes, or it's free.”''
* [[File:Antarctic Harvest.png]] '''Antarctic Harvest'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of vodka, half an ounce lemon juice, a third ounce lime juice, a third ounce orange juice, half ounce peach juice, half ounce cranberry cocktail, then 2 ounces sparkling water and 3 ounces lemon-lime soda. Serve over crushed ice.”''
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* [[File:Antarctic Harvest.png]] '''Natural Harvest'''<br>''“Semen recipe book. You're not sure why this is listed as a drink.”''
* [[File: White-green martini.png]] '''Bear's Wintertini'''<br>''“A tumbler of vodka, 1 ounce of orange liqueur, 1 teaspoon of lingonberry juice, and a small splash of cranverry, shaken.”''
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* [[File: White-green martini.png]] '''Bear's Wintertini'''<br>''“Sandvich and vodka blended together. $400,000 unless you drink it in under 12 seconds.”''
 
* [[File:Beer 2.png]] '''Beer'''<br>''“A local brewed beer! Nothing too sharp or bitter, just a nice, crisp, wheaty beer. Ice cold!”''
 
* [[File:Beer 2.png]] '''Beer'''<br>''“A local brewed beer! Nothing too sharp or bitter, just a nice, crisp, wheaty beer. Ice cold!”''
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Bionic Femme'''<br>''“1 part magno, strawberry, and coconut liqueurs, with 1 part energy serum.”''
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* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Bionic Femme'''<br>''“1 part placenta and menstrual blood, with 1 part energy semen.”''
* [[File:Blue martini.png]] '''BlueBoi'''<br>''“Two-thirds an ounce of spiced black rum, two-thirds an ounce blue curacao, 6 ounces champagne, plus 1 lime zest!”''
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* [[File:Blue martini.png]] '''BlueBoipussy'''<br>''“Two-thirds an ounce of spiced diarrhea, two-thirds an ounce blue curacao, 6 ounces champagne, plus 1 zesty anal hair!”''
 
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Butch Flower'''<br>''“Gind and elderflower liqueur!”''
 
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Butch Flower'''<br>''“Gind and elderflower liqueur!”''
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Buzzer'''<br>''“Coffee, or Hassy Hot, and Irish cream.”''
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* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Buzzer'''<br>''“Coffee, or Gassy Hot, and Irish cream.”''
 
* [[File:Pink martini.png]] '''Canopy'''<br>''“Half ounce of coconut rum, half ounce of crème de banane, 1 ounce of lychee liqueur, 2 ounces orange juice, 2 ounces pineapple juice, 2 ounces cranberry juice, and 2 maraschino cherries!”''
 
* [[File:Pink martini.png]] '''Canopy'''<br>''“Half ounce of coconut rum, half ounce of crème de banane, 1 ounce of lychee liqueur, 2 ounces orange juice, 2 ounces pineapple juice, 2 ounces cranberry juice, and 2 maraschino cherries!”''
 
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Clumsy Belarussian'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of aged rum, 1 ounce fresh lime juice, half an ounce maple syrup, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 2 dashes of Angosutra bitters.”''
 
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Clumsy Belarussian'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of aged rum, 1 ounce fresh lime juice, half an ounce maple syrup, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 2 dashes of Angosutra bitters.”''
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Core A'peel'''<br>''“Half caramel apple liqueur, half apple cider, plus a pinch of cinnamon schnapps.”''
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* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Core A'peel'''<br>''“Who the hell comes up with these drink names? Jesus Christ. Just stop.”''
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Den Svenska Bjornstammen'''<br>''“Use pure vodka as a base and spice with the outermost layers of stems and roots of rare Swedish woody plants.”''
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* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Den Svenska Bjornstammen'''<br>''“It's just a blended-up Quran verse.”''
 
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Dougies 'N Creme'''<br>''“45 percent amaretto, 45 percent melon liqueur, 10 percent Douglas Yancy Funny's cum taken out of Mr. Dink's asshole.”''
 
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Dougies 'N Creme'''<br>''“45 percent amaretto, 45 percent melon liqueur, 10 percent Douglas Yancy Funny's cum taken out of Mr. Dink's asshole.”''
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Drinking Game'''<br>''“It's a surprise! You never know what it's gonna taste like. Tender's choice!”''
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* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Mystery Cum'''<br>''“It's a surprise! You never know what it's gonna taste like. Tender's choice!”''
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Fuckin' IDK'''<br>''“A mint-flavored soda with a swig of gin.”''
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* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Minty Fresh Nut'''<br>''“A mint-flavored soda with a swig of semen.”''
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Garibaldi'''<br>''“Blue curacao, clear rum, and whipped cream-flavored vodka wih a touch of grenadine.”''
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* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Garibaldi'''<br>''“Blue curacao, clear rum, and whipped cream-flavored vodka wih a touch of fragmentation grenade.”''
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Groggy Nog'''<br>''“Eggnog with a bit… a lot of bits of brandy inside.”''
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* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Groggy Nog'''<br>''“Eggnog with a bit… a lot of bits of smegma inside.”''
* [[File:Cup.png]] '''Hassy Spike'''<br>''“A shot of Hassy Hot, and a shot of Korean soju. Serve hot.”''
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* [[File:Cup.png]] '''Gassy Spike'''<br>''“A shot of Gassy Hot, and a shot of Korean soju. Serve hot.”''
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Ingredients and Ratios'''<br>''“2 parts white rum, 3 parts chilled ginseng tea, and 1 part lime juice.”''
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* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Ingredients and Ratios'''<br>''“2 parts white cum, 3 parts chilled ginseng tea, and 1 part lime juice.”''
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Kir Royale'''<br>''“Champagne with a spash of black raspberry liqueur, served in a champagne flute.”''
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* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Battle Royale'''<br>''“Semen from 100 donors mixed into one glass. Drink up! Whose will be the last to reach your stomach?”''
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Maple This Off'''<br>''“50 percent vanilla vodka, 45 percent half and half, a splash of maple syrup plus two long strips of bacon sticking out.”''
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* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Maple This Off'''<br>''“50 percent vanilla vodka, 45 percent half and half, a splash of maple syrup plus two long strips of foreskin sticking out.”''
 
* [[File:Beer 2.png]] '''Michelada'''<br>''“Just beer, lime, and salt. Sometimes has hot sauces depending on the region.”''
 
* [[File:Beer 2.png]] '''Michelada'''<br>''“Just beer, lime, and salt. Sometimes has hot sauces depending on the region.”''
 
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Modest Connie'''<br>''“2 shots of tequila, then squeeze a whole lime into a standard rocks glass, and add a splash of soda water.”''
 
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Modest Connie'''<br>''“2 shots of tequila, then squeeze a whole lime into a standard rocks glass, and add a splash of soda water.”''
 
* [[File:Antarctic Harvest.png]] '''Mo' Sugar Rush'''<br>''“Half cotton candy liqueur, half punch.”''
 
* [[File:Antarctic Harvest.png]] '''Mo' Sugar Rush'''<br>''“Half cotton candy liqueur, half punch.”''
 
* [[File:Natasha Allegri.png]] [http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Natasha '''Natasha Allegri''']<br>''“It's a cup of chocolate milk and 2 shots of Everclear.”''
 
* [[File:Natasha Allegri.png]] [http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Natasha '''Natasha Allegri''']<br>''“It's a cup of chocolate milk and 2 shots of Everclear.”''
* [[File:Netherworld.png]] '''Netherworld'''<br>''“Actually two drinks! A black russian and a whiskey cola, in two spearate glasses.”''
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* [[File:Netherworld.png]] '''Netherworld'''<br>''“Actually two drinks! Why? I don't know! Whoever made this game is fucking batshit crazy!”''
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Onyx Rum'''<br>''“A dark rum with a rich taste and a hint of apple. Can be enjoyed on the rocks or with cola.”''
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* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Onyx Rum'''<br>''“A dark rum with a rich taste and a hint of asshole. Can be enjoyed on the rocks or with cola.”''
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Persian Joon'''<br>''“4 ounces of pistachio liqueur, 3 ounces amaretto, 1 ounce of maraschino liqueur, 1 ounce cream, and 2 cherries on top.”''
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* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Persian Coon'''<br>''“4 ounces of pistachio liqueur, 3 ounces amaretto, 1 ounce of maraschino liqueur, 1 ounce cream, and 2 cherries on top.”''
* [[File:Power Play.png]] '''Power Play'''<br>''“A mild, long-lasting beer intended for a slow buzz inside a fancy cup!”''
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* [[File:Power Play.png]] '''Power Bottom'''<br>''“A mild, long-lasting beer intended for a slow buzz inside a fancy cup!”''
* [[File:Natasha Allegri.png]] '''PT'''<br>''“Orange-flavored vodka with both lime juice and lemon juice.”''
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* [[File:Natasha Allegri.png]] '''Double PT'''<br>''“Threesome with both Majid and Gus.”''
 
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Radimastr'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of gin, 3 ounces of energy drink, and 3 ounces of Cowboy Cola.”''
 
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Radimastr'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of gin, 3 ounces of energy drink, and 3 ounces of Cowboy Cola.”''
 
* [[File:Pink martini.png]] '''Rusted Lace'''<br>''“1 part cinnamon schnapps, 1 part coconut rum, add crushed ice and top with whipped cream, then garnish with a candy cane.”''
 
* [[File:Pink martini.png]] '''Rusted Lace'''<br>''“1 part cinnamon schnapps, 1 part coconut rum, add crushed ice and top with whipped cream, then garnish with a candy cane.”''
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Rusty Nail'''<br>''“Dreambuie and a top-shelf scotch called 'Biker Bar', on rocks.”''
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* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Rusty Nail'''<br>''“Dreambuie and a top-shelf scotch called 'Biker Born, Biker Bred', on rocks.”''
 
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Sazerac'''<br>''“Rye whiskey, absinthe, and bitters. Served neat after being stirred over ice.”''
 
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Sazerac'''<br>''“Rye whiskey, absinthe, and bitters. Served neat after being stirred over ice.”''
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Scotch, Drop, and Roll'''<br>''“Half Irish cream and half butterscotch schnapps, with a caramel hard candy dropped into it.”''
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* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Scotch, Drop, and Roll'''<br>''“Whoever came up with these drink names, I hate you. I really do.”''
 
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Sickly Sky'''<br>''“First, haphazardly apply chocolate syrup to the inside of a cocktail class. Add 1 ounce of Irish cream and carefully layer half an ounce of raspberry liqueur on top.”''
 
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Sickly Sky'''<br>''“First, haphazardly apply chocolate syrup to the inside of a cocktail class. Add 1 ounce of Irish cream and carefully layer half an ounce of raspberry liqueur on top.”''
 
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Sober Chauffeur'''<br>''“Ginger ale, lemonade, and iced tea.”''
 
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Sober Chauffeur'''<br>''“Ginger ale, lemonade, and iced tea.”''
 
* [[File:White-green martini.png]] '''Sour Appletini'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of vodka, 1 ounce sour apple schnapps, a splash of melon liqueur, and a squirt of lemon juice.”''
 
* [[File:White-green martini.png]] '''Sour Appletini'''<br>''“1 and a half ounces of vodka, 1 ounce sour apple schnapps, a splash of melon liqueur, and a squirt of lemon juice.”''
 
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Spicy Gentleman'''<br>''“2 ounces of vodka, 2 teaspoons sriracha, 1 lemon twist, then finish with chili garnish.”''
 
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Spicy Gentleman'''<br>''“2 ounces of vodka, 2 teaspoons sriracha, 1 lemon twist, then finish with chili garnish.”''
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Subtle Bitch'''<br>''“Whipped cream vodka, strawberry liqueur, crème de menthe, and soda water.”''
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* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Stupid Bitch'''<br>''“Whipped cream vodka, strawberry liqueur, crème de menthe, and soda water.”''
* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Tastes Like Orange'''<br>''“2 parts champagne, 1 part orange flavored vodka.”''
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* [[File:Orange martini.png]] '''Tastes Like Semen'''<br>''“2 parts champagne, 1 part sperm flavored vodka.”''
 
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Tokyo Tea'''<br>''“Melon liqueur, with vodka, rum, tequila, gin, and triple sec!”''
 
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''Tokyo Tea'''<br>''“Melon liqueur, with vodka, rum, tequila, gin, and triple sec!”''
 
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''TMF'''<br>''“5 ounces of vodka, 5 ounces light rum, 5 ounces cranberry juice, and 5 ounces orange juice. Top with lemonade and a splash of grenadine.”''
 
* [[File:Brown tube.png]] '''TMF'''<br>''“5 ounces of vodka, 5 ounces light rum, 5 ounces cranberry juice, and 5 ounces orange juice. Top with lemonade and a splash of grenadine.”''
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''WeinerJuice'''<br>''“A tumbler with ice, filled halfway with amaretto, and the remainder with heavy cream.”''
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* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''WienerJuice'''<br>''“A tumbler with ice, filled halfway with amaretto, and the remainder with heavy cream.”''
* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Whiskey'''<br>''“Just whiskey. No ice, no mixer. Straight.”''
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* [[File:Whiskey 2.png]] '''Whiskey'''<br>''“Just whiskey. No ice, no mixer. Straight (actually gay).”''
 
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Whiskeyrita'''<br>''“Mix 1 part bourbon, 1 part lime juice, 1 part a mix of water and raw agave, then shake with ice and strain into a tumbler.”''
 
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Whiskeyrita'''<br>''“Mix 1 part bourbon, 1 part lime juice, 1 part a mix of water and raw agave, then shake with ice and strain into a tumbler.”''
* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Wolf Bite Shot'''<br>''“1 part absinthe, 1 part melon liqueur, 1 part lemon-lime soda, 1 part pineapple juice, and a drizzle of grenadine.”''
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* [[File:Brown lemon.png]] '''Wolf Bite Shot'''<br>''“1 part absinthe, 1 part melon liqueur, 1 part lemon-lime soda, 1 part pineapple juice, and a drizzle of grenade.”''
 
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Revision as of 04:50, 5 November 2018

The Stardust is an HIV/AIDS clinic owned by Majid in the Castro district of Nu-San Francisco. Majid himself handles the bar, whilst Gus takes it from behind.

A small arcade is present in the back, in front of the cordoned-off VIP section which is occasionally used for gay orgies.

Menu

Drink-0-flipped

Their appearance in 2064: Read Only Memories

Given to you by Majid at Stardust. In total, there are 53 different drinks to choose from and 14 different drink images.

Non-Alcoholic

  • Air Drink AirDrink
    “A shot of oxygen to bring yourself up.”
  • Blue martini Fairy Faggot
    “4 shots of cum and 1 sex slave with optional Foreskin. All underaged and mixed.”
  • Whiskey 2 Fluffy Dream
    “3 Adelhyde and 3 Powdered Delta with optional Karmotrine. All aged and mixed.”
  • Cup Green Tea
    “Non-alcoholic! Just green tea, because it's that good.”
  • Brown lemon Nut Punch
    “5 gallons of semen. Mystery flavored!”
  • Whiskey 2 Sunshine Cloud
    “2 Adelhyde and 2 Bronson Exract with optional Karmotrine. On the rocks and blended.”

Alcoholic

  • 7 Minutes 7 Minutes
    “Majid finishes inside of you in less than 7 minutes, or it's free.”
  • Antarctic Harvest Natural Harvest
    “Semen recipe book. You're not sure why this is listed as a drink.”
  • White-green martini Bear's Wintertini
    “Sandvich and vodka blended together. $400,000 unless you drink it in under 12 seconds.”
  • Beer 2 Beer
    “A local brewed beer! Nothing too sharp or bitter, just a nice, crisp, wheaty beer. Ice cold!”
  • Orange martini Bionic Femme
    “1 part placenta and menstrual blood, with 1 part energy semen.”
  • Blue martini BlueBoipussy
    “Two-thirds an ounce of spiced diarrhea, two-thirds an ounce blue curacao, 6 ounces champagne, plus 1 zesty anal hair!”
  • Whiskey 2 Butch Flower
    “Gind and elderflower liqueur!”
  • Brown lemon Buzzer
    “Coffee, or Gassy Hot, and Irish cream.”
  • Pink martini Canopy
    “Half ounce of coconut rum, half ounce of crème de banane, 1 ounce of lychee liqueur, 2 ounces orange juice, 2 ounces pineapple juice, 2 ounces cranberry juice, and 2 maraschino cherries!”
  • Brown lemon Clumsy Belarussian
    “1 and a half ounces of aged rum, 1 ounce fresh lime juice, half an ounce maple syrup, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 2 dashes of Angosutra bitters.”
  • Brown tube Core A'peel
    “Who the hell comes up with these drink names? Jesus Christ. Just stop.”
  • Brown lemon Den Svenska Bjornstammen
    “It's just a blended-up Quran verse.”
  • Brown tube Dougies 'N Creme
    “45 percent amaretto, 45 percent melon liqueur, 10 percent Douglas Yancy Funny's cum taken out of Mr. Dink's asshole.”
  • Whiskey 2 Mystery Cum
    “It's a surprise! You never know what it's gonna taste like. Tender's choice!”
  • Brown tube Minty Fresh Nut
    “A mint-flavored soda with a swig of semen.”
  • Brown tube Garibaldi
    “Blue curacao, clear rum, and whipped cream-flavored vodka wih a touch of fragmentation grenade.”
  • Brown lemon Groggy Nog
    “Eggnog with a bit… a lot of bits of smegma inside.”
  • Cup Gassy Spike
    “A shot of Gassy Hot, and a shot of Korean soju. Serve hot.”
  • Orange martini Ingredients and Ratios
    “2 parts white cum, 3 parts chilled ginseng tea, and 1 part lime juice.”
  • Orange martini Battle Royale
    “Semen from 100 donors mixed into one glass. Drink up! Whose will be the last to reach your stomach?”
  • Orange martini Maple This Off
    “50 percent vanilla vodka, 45 percent half and half, a splash of maple syrup plus two long strips of foreskin sticking out.”
  • Beer 2 Michelada
    “Just beer, lime, and salt. Sometimes has hot sauces depending on the region.”
  • Whiskey 2 Modest Connie
    “2 shots of tequila, then squeeze a whole lime into a standard rocks glass, and add a splash of soda water.”
  • Antarctic Harvest Mo' Sugar Rush
    “Half cotton candy liqueur, half punch.”
  • Natasha Allegri Natasha Allegri
    “It's a cup of chocolate milk and 2 shots of Everclear.”
  • Netherworld Netherworld
    “Actually two drinks! Why? I don't know! Whoever made this game is fucking batshit crazy!”
  • Whiskey 2 Onyx Rum
    “A dark rum with a rich taste and a hint of asshole. Can be enjoyed on the rocks or with cola.”
  • Brown lemon Persian Coon
    “4 ounces of pistachio liqueur, 3 ounces amaretto, 1 ounce of maraschino liqueur, 1 ounce cream, and 2 cherries on top.”
  • Power Play Power Bottom
    “A mild, long-lasting beer intended for a slow buzz inside a fancy cup!”
  • Natasha Allegri Double PT
    “Threesome with both Majid and Gus.”
  • Whiskey 2 Radimastr
    “1 and a half ounces of gin, 3 ounces of energy drink, and 3 ounces of Cowboy Cola.”
  • Pink martini Rusted Lace
    “1 part cinnamon schnapps, 1 part coconut rum, add crushed ice and top with whipped cream, then garnish with a candy cane.”
  • Brown lemon Rusty Nail
    “Dreambuie and a top-shelf scotch called 'Biker Born, Biker Bred', on rocks.”
  • Whiskey 2 Sazerac
    “Rye whiskey, absinthe, and bitters. Served neat after being stirred over ice.”
  • Orange martini Scotch, Drop, and Roll
    “Whoever came up with these drink names, I hate you. I really do.”
  • Orange martini Sickly Sky
    “First, haphazardly apply chocolate syrup to the inside of a cocktail class. Add 1 ounce of Irish cream and carefully layer half an ounce of raspberry liqueur on top.”
  • Orange martini Sober Chauffeur
    “Ginger ale, lemonade, and iced tea.”
  • White-green martini Sour Appletini
    “1 and a half ounces of vodka, 1 ounce sour apple schnapps, a splash of melon liqueur, and a squirt of lemon juice.”
  • Orange martini Spicy Gentleman
    “2 ounces of vodka, 2 teaspoons sriracha, 1 lemon twist, then finish with chili garnish.”
  • Brown lemon Stupid Bitch
    “Whipped cream vodka, strawberry liqueur, crème de menthe, and soda water.”
  • Orange martini Tastes Like Semen
    “2 parts champagne, 1 part sperm flavored vodka.”
  • Brown tube Tokyo Tea
    “Melon liqueur, with vodka, rum, tequila, gin, and triple sec!”
  • Brown tube TMF
    “5 ounces of vodka, 5 ounces light rum, 5 ounces cranberry juice, and 5 ounces orange juice. Top with lemonade and a splash of grenadine.”
  • Brown lemon WienerJuice
    “A tumbler with ice, filled halfway with amaretto, and the remainder with heavy cream.”
  • Whiskey 2 Whiskey
    “Just whiskey. No ice, no mixer. Straight (actually gay).”
  • Brown lemon Whiskeyrita
    “Mix 1 part bourbon, 1 part lime juice, 1 part a mix of water and raw agave, then shake with ice and strain into a tumbler.”
  • Brown lemon Wolf Bite Shot
    “1 part absinthe, 1 part melon liqueur, 1 part lemon-lime soda, 1 part pineapple juice, and a drizzle of grenade.”